You won't ever catch me deep frying a turkey for one very simple reason - I'm very accident prone and kind of klutzy. I imagine if I deep fried a turkey, I'd need to have to an ambulance and the fire department on standby. Did I mention I've knocked over my fair share of space heaters and set carpets on fire? (Don't tell my boss. :)
If you are going to deep fry a turkey this year, watch this helpful video from my heroine, Paula, on how to. Note: she has a non-set-yourself-on-fire-and-burn-down-the-house-deep-fryer.